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A few words from Chad Wufei:

 Hello. And welcome to the first ever installment of Wufei's Corner! If any of you geniuses ever watch 60 mins. (How long is 60 mins? An hour and a half?) Just think of me as the Andy Rooney of this web site. I won't update this on an regular basis, seeing as how my schedule is so busy. (darn slave camps) If you people want to contact me, Rex has put a link to mail me at the top of this page. (It isn't that hard, just click on the link with your mouse thingy.) I promised Rex I would include a reference to Gundam Wing at least once. So here it goes: Heero likes to kill people. There. Now I'm free to moan and complain as much as I want! HA HA HA! Hey Rex how come you haven't put the Relena swimsuit picture in? I say everyone on the site goes on strike! But wait, I'm the only person..never mind. If you haven't noticed, I THINK WUFEI & ALTRON ROCK! ROCK ON! By the way have you heard about the Invisable Gundam? No one has ever seen or heard of him because he's invisable. His weapon is a big stick (which is also invisable). It's made out of cedar. It's pilot is invisable (as long he's NAKED) and he's invisable while he pilots his suit. Hmmm.... WUFEI ROCKS!

Here is a picture of the Invisable Gundam:
This is a top secret secret survelance photo of the Invisable Gundam. I had to risk my life for this photo (It almost wacked me with it's stick)

Chad Wufei's Second Installment:



Hello! Let's start off with the reference to Gundam Wing: Oz are bad people. Okay. First of (or second off..) Go see the movie "UHF"! It is heelarious! If you don't see it, I will break into your house and beat you with a plunger. Let me tell you about the Static Gundam. It has giant wool socks on its feet. When he rubs its feet on shag carpet, it sends out a small static bolt from it's finger when it touches you. (Although its abilities are limited due to the limit of giant shag carpets on the battle feild.)
WUFEI ROCKS!

The Third Installment:


Hello boys and girls! I just wanted to say something:
WUFEI ROCKS! WUFEI ROCKS! WUFEI ROCKS!
WUFEI ROCKS! WUFEI ROCKS! WUFEI ROCKS!
WUFEI ROCKS! WUFEI ROCKS! WUFEI ROCKS!
WUFEI ROCKS! WUFEI ROCKS! WUFEI ROCKS!
WUFEI ROCKS! WUFEI ROCKS! WUFEI ROCKS!
WUFEI ROCKS! WUFEI ROCKS! WUFEI ROCKS!
WUFEI ROCKS! WUFEI ROCKS! WUFEI ROCKS!
WUFEI ROCKS! WUFEI ROCKS! WUFEI ROCKS!
WUFEI ROCKS! WUFEI ROCKS! WUFEI ROCKS!
WUFEI ROCKS! WUFEI ROCKS! WUFEI ROCKS!
WUFEI ROCKS! WUFEI ROCKS! WUFEI ROCKS!
WUFEI ROCKS! WUFEI ROCKS! WUFEI ROCKS!
ALTRON ROCKS! ALTRON ROCKS! ALTRON ROCKS!
ALTRON ROCKS! ALTRON ROCKS! ALTRON ROCKS!
ALTRON ROCKS! ALTRON ROCKS! ALTRON ROCKS!
ALTRON ROCKS! ALTRON ROCKS! ALTRON ROCKS!
ALTRON ROCKS! ALTRON ROCKS! ALTRON ROCKS!
ALTRON ROCKS! ALTRON ROCKS! ALTRON ROCKS!
ALTRON ROCKS! ALTRON ROCKS! ALTRON ROCKS!
ALTRON ROCKS! ALTRON ROCKS! ALTRON ROCKS!
ROCK ON! ROCK ON! ROCK ON! ROCK ON!
WUFEI ROCKS!

Chad Wufei's Fourth Installment:

 Hello again, people of this website! Here's the reference to day to Gundam Wing: Duo has a poonytail. I went to Wendy's today, home of Dave Thomas (Who love's ya buddy?) I ordered a burger, and when I opened the wrapper, I was confused. They gave me a square burger, but there's circle buns (heh, heh...bun). What the hell is this? The white house? I say we keep the square burger (more burger for your buck) and give us some damb square buns (heh heh...bun). Speaking of which, what's the deal with hot dogs and hot dog buns (heh heh...bun). They give you ten hot dogs, but you only get eight buns. (heh heh...bun) The delema to this problem is to go to the store and rip the buns (heh heh...bun) and put them in the other packages so you have ten in each. Make sense morons? WUFEI ROCKS!

Here is a picture of my twin brother Chang Wufei.

Isn't it interesting that Rex and I both have twin brothers?

Installment #5:

 Hello again! I just received word from Rex merquise that he finally got the Relena swimsuit picture! (Which I plan to debut here at Wufei's Corner) Oh, here's the reference to Gundam Wing: The gundam girls are hot! (Dorothy's hot, but she needs to trim her eyebrows, man.) Sorry, Dorothy just scares me sometimes. That's basically it, I was just excited about the new picture, so I deceide to write an installment. WUFEI ROCKS!

Here is Chad Wufei's entry in my guestbook:

 What is your name?

Chad Q. (Chad Wufei)

What is the Title of your Web Site:

Adrenilene

A Description of your Web Site:

A site covering Gundam and Transformers

How did you find this Web Site?

I'm a close friend of Rex Merquise

Where are you from?

The Corn State (Indiana, in case you're stupid)

Who is your favorite character?

Look at my name, Wufei

Why is this your favorite character?

He's cool (isn't that original)

What is your favorite Gundam(MS)?

Altron

Why is this your favorite Gundam?

It's cool (original)

Who is your least favorite character?

Relena

Why is this your least favorite character?

cuz' she's a sissy girl

What is your favorite non-gundam MS?

The Invisable Gundam

Why is this your favorite non-gundam MS?

No one knows about him because he's invisable

Are there any improvements I could make?

Get the Relena swimsuit picture!

Do you have any comments?

Go to this site because I said so

LEGAL DISCLAIMER!!!

CHAD WUFEI MAKES NO CLAIMS TO BEING RELATED THE MAKING OF ANYTHNG GUNDAM WING RELATED, BECAUSE HE'S NOT. SO PLEASE DON'T SUE HIM EITHER!!!