Things You'd Never Hear on Gundam Wing


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Okay this is probably a lot funnier than the names thing. I always love this sort of thing. where you mock the characters of a show. Of course it's all in good fun. Check it out.


Heero Would Never Say...


"Life is sacred. I need to respect it more."
"I need to be more compassionate."
"You know I'm not really a people person. Maybe I should get out more."
"Killing is wrong. I'm gonna go become a monk."
"Relena, I would never do anything to harm you. I love you."


Duo Would Never Say...


"Man! I'm such a clown. I gotta be more serious."
"No! We aren't gonna be having any fun as long as I have something to say about it."
"I hate you Deathscythe!"
"Hirde, I've been thinking and well. I think you should join the military again."
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking? OZ RULES!!!"


Trowa Would Never Say...


Anything at all.
"I'm too quiet. I think I should open up and let others know the real me."
"Woah. My Gundam has WAY too many guns!"
"Quatre, will you marry me?"
"I seriously need a new hair cut."


Quatre Would Never Say...


"I'm too nice. I wanna be just like Heero."
"What the world needs is more fighting."
"Outer space needs us."
"Man am I glad I have 29 sisters. HEHE"
"I'm Gay!!"
"I love the zero system. In fact, we should all get one."


Wufei Would Never Say...


"The weak should fight more often."
"I wish I were a woman."
"I'm so lonely. I need to hang out with people besides myself."
"NATAKU! YOU SUCK! I need a new Mobile suit!"
"My pony-tail is too tight."

Relena Would Never Say...


"I'm gonna become as cold blooded killer."
"Heero! Please, spare my life, I don't want to die."
"We need more wars."
"I love the stench of death."


Milliardo(Zechs) Would Never Say...


"Peace is achieved more effectively through pasifism not wars."
"Heero. Whay don't we solve this little dispute over a game of chess?"
"My hair is too long."
"Noin, I hate you! I wanna kill you!"
" I should quit wearing this mask. It looks so stupid."


Treize Would Never Say...


"We need more mobile dolls."
"I love mobile dolls."
"War is so much cooler when there aren't any people involved."
"I look old fashioned. I need a wardrobe from after the 1700s."


Lady Une Would Never Say...


"Glasses or no glasses. That is the question."
"Who cares what Treize wants. What makes him so special."
"I need to get this multiple personality disorder under control. before we have a repeat of 'Psycho'."


Noin Would Never Say...


"This total pasifism crap sucks. I'm gonna take over the Sanq Kingdom with this Tauros."
"Zechs. I've thought about this and well...I think we should see other people."
"You Gundam pilots have no right to be fighting."
"Why do I always get gipped when they're passing out mobile suits?!"